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PostSubject: Serious Sally's Sad Sand Funeral   Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:13 am

One day, a masculine women with huge biceps named Sally was walking in the Forest of DEATH!!!! She walked with huge strides, crushing weak branches and squirils underneath her size 50 foot. Orochimaru came out of hiding and starting using his long toungue to lick her, but Sally got mad and punched him squarly in the face, killing Orochimaru.

Then Orochimarus friend Kabuto went to orochimaru and said "lol"


Sally continued walking, and when she became exhausted, she sat down on a big mushroom thing. She looked up at the sky and saw Drifloons and Banshees (from halo) flying around.

She fell asleep, and started day dreaming. What if she was a small, petite little girl, instead of a huge hulky monster man-lady w/ a mustache? would men LOVE her instead of TEASE her?

But she was quickly awoken by a creepy emo kid w/ no eye brows or nose or anyhing, and he had tons of eyeliner on.

The emo kid said "i must kill. its my only purpose. u must die"

Sally said "ummm yeah...uhh i don't know who you think you are but im gonna kick ur butt"

Emo kid said "lol im joking, my names garra lets go get some pizza?"

Sally said "...r-r-really?"

Garra continued "sure, lets watch a movie perhaps?"

Sally was enthralled "LiKE A DATE!?????? AWW UR SO SWEET LET ME HuG U!!"

so saly went up to garra and hugged him but she was so muscular it cracked him in half.

but a weird puppet flew out of nowhere and started attaking w/ traps and bad stuff! 'hahah its me kankuro the cat man" said a voice out of the shadows. so sally killed him. then a hot lady came out. haha its me temari i will use this fan to make u get windy and stuff!' so sally killed her.

but garra awoke becuz he wasnt actually dead and killed sally.

it went kinda like this:

Garra; SAND COFFIN

sally : *splish splash psooooooook"

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PostSubject: Re: Serious Sally's Sad Sand Funeral   Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:33 pm

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Serious Sally's Sad Sand Funeral   Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:04 pm

DISGUSTING
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PostSubject: Re: Serious Sally's Sad Sand Funeral   Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:35 am

WTF
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PostSubject: Re: Serious Sally's Sad Sand Funeral   Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:20 am

I KNOW WTF WHO WOULD MAKE THIS

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